Keep out

The biggest problem is I'm nice to coworkers even if I think they are wankers, this is passive aggressive, but it's also good business. They are coworkers, and my opinion of them should be left out of most discussions.

In order to keep Flanders and the other undesirables from loitering in my office I do a few things;

1. I have no seat for guests in my office (kinda like an unwelcome mat)
2. I play Tom Waits music often
3. I act aloof and disinterested (ok maybe it's no act)
4. I can close my door but since the foundation has shifted it is so loud, and can be a bit to dramatic.

If none of the above works I could always paste 50 pictures of my cat on the wall, and cry a lot.